Ashley: Hi Constantine! I’ve heard so much about you! I just wanted to make sure it was true. Could I ask you a couple things?
Constantine: Erm…sure? But I must ask, what is your name young one?
Ashley: Oh! I almost forgot! Hah, silly me. I’m Lily!
Constantine: Hello there Lily, you are an excited one aren’t you?
Ashley: Yes I am! So first question! When did you become emperor?
Constantine: 312 bc.
Ashley: Yepp, that one was right. Next, what did you make your new capital?
Constantine: Constantinople.
Ashley: Your good at this! Now, trick question, who was it named after? Huh, huh?
Constantine: ……Myself….
Ashley: Gee, you are good! What new thing did you allow?
Constantine: *sigh* Freedom of worship, otherwise known as the-
Ashley: Edict of Milan! Heheh, I knew that one!
Constantine: Yes you did…Joy…..(thinking: death is better than this)
Ashley: What kind of empire did you make Rome huhhhhh?
Constantine: A Christian one.
Ashley: Yessir! And last but not least, what religion did you convert to?
Constantine: Christianity.
Ashley: Goodness, you got all of them right! But I have to go, dinner time! Bye!
Constantine: Thank Goodness, finally.
Ashley: (from a distance) What was that?
Constantine: Oh, nothing dear. Nothing at all…
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